Simon Drew

These fun and amusing tea towels and kitchen aprons featuring designs by the artist Simon Drew make great gifts. They come in an array of designs with very funny quotes too!

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Photo of Simon Drew Apron - Crisis
Simon Drew Apron - Crisis
This lovely cooking apron by Simon Drew is a great gift for anyone who loves cooking. Featuring a drawing and the words: Any idiot can deal with a crisis, it takes a genius to cope with everyday life.
  • Look out for the other aprons and tea towels
  • 100% cotton

Our Price : £14.50

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Photo of Simon Drew Apron - Growing Old
Simon Drew Apron - Growing Old
This fun cooking apron is designed in Simon Drew's signature style. The writing reads: growing old is compulsory; growing up is optional.
  • Also available as a tea towel
  • 100% cotton

Our Price : £14.50

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Photo of Simon Drew Apron - Health Food Makes Me Sick
Simon Drew Apron - Health Food Makes Me Sick
This fun and practical cooking apron by Simon Drew is a great gift for anyone who loves cooking. Featuring a drawing on the pocket and the words 'Health Food Makes me Sick'.
  • Look out for the other aprons and tea towels
  • 100% cotton

Our Price : £15.99

currently out of stock

Photo of Simon Drew Apron - Never Trust a Thin Cook
Simon Drew Apron - Never Trust a Thin Cook
This fun and practical cooking apron by Simon Drew is a great gift for anyone who loves cooking. It features a drawing on the pocket and the words 'never trust a thin cook'.
  • Look out for the other aprons and tea towels
  • 100% cotton

Our Price : £15.99

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Photo of Simon Drew Apron - Shepherd Spy
Simon Drew Apron - Shepherd Spy
This fun and practical cooking apron by Simon Drew is a great gift for anyone who loves cooking. It features a drawing on the pocket and the words 'Shepherd Spy'
  • Also available as tea towel
  • 100% cotton

Our Price : £15.99

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Photo of Simon Drew Apron - The Dishes
Simon Drew Apron - The Dishes
This fun and practical cooking apron by Simon Drew is a great gift for anyone who loves cooking - although it's probably a joke mostly appreciated by women! It features a drawing on the pocket and the words 'No woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes' by George Coote.
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Our Price : £15.99

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Photo of Simon Drew Coaster - Aga
Simon Drew Coaster - Aga
This coaster features the witty drawings and puns of Simon Drew - 'Resting under the North Face of the Aga'. The coaster is felt backed and is made from wood with a hard wearing melamine top. A great accessory for your home, with 5 other matching coasters also available.
  • Not dishwasher safe
  • 9.5 x 9.5…

Our Price : £1.95

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Photo of Simon Drew Coaster - Gardening
Simon Drew Coaster - Gardening
This coaster features the witty drawings and puns, or 'musings' by Simon Drew. The coaster is felt backed and is made from wood with a hard wearing melamine top. A great accessory for your home, with 5 other matching coasters also available.
  • Not dishwasher safe
  • 9.5 x 9.5 cm
  • Wipe Clean with a damp cloth

Our Price : £1.95

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Photo of Simon Drew Coaster - Teenagers
Simon Drew Coaster - Teenagers
This coaster features the witty drawings and puns or 'musings' by Simon Drew. The coaster is felt backed and is made from wood with a hard wearing melamine top. A great accessory for your home, with 5 other matching coasters also available.
  • Not dishwasher safe
  • 9.5 x 9.5 cm
  • Wipe Clean with a damp cloth

Our Price : £1.95

currently out of stock

Photo of Simon Drew Coaster - Tennis
Simon Drew Coaster - Tennis
This coaster features the witty drawings and puns or 'musings' by Simon Drew. The coaster is felt backed and is made from wood with a hard wearing melamine top. A great accessory for your home, with 5 other matching coasters also available.
  • Not dishwasher safe
  • 9.5 x 9.5 cm
  • Wipe Clean with a damp cloth

Our Price : £1.95

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Photo of Simon Drew Tea Towel - Growing Old
Simon Drew Tea Towel - Growing Old
This fun tea towel is design in Simon Drew's signature style. The writing reads: growing old is compulsory; growing up is optional.
  • Size: 75 x 48cm
  • 100% cotton
  • Also available in a cooking apron

Our Price : £6.25

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Photo of Simon Drew Tea Towel - Health is what we drink to
Simon Drew Tea Towel - Health is what we drink to
This fun tea towel is design in Simon Drew's signature style and with his famous puns. The drawing features some rather tipsy cats toasting with some champagne, and reads: health is what we drink to before we fall down!
  • Size: 75 x 48cm
  • 100% cotton

Our Price : £6.25

currently out of stock

Photo of Simon Drew Tea Towel - Irish, Scottish, English, Welsh
Simon Drew Tea Towel - Irish, Scottish, English, Welsh
This fun tea towel is design in Simon Drew's signature style and with his famous puns. The drawing makes slight fun of a welsh 'rarebit'!
  • Size: 75 x 48cm
  • 100% cotton

Our Price : £6.25

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Photo of Simon Drew Tea Towel - Moled Wine
Simon Drew Tea Towel - Moled Wine
This fun tea towel is design in Simon Drew's signature style and with his famous puns. The writing reads: moled wine.
  • Size: 75 x 48cm
  • 100% cotton

Our Price : £6.25

currently out of stock

Photo of Simon Drew Tea Towel - One Tequila...
Simon Drew Tea Towel - One Tequila...
This fun tea towel is design in Simon Drew's signature style and with his famous puns. The drawing features the famous saying by George Carlin: One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor!
  • Size: 75 x 48cm
  • 100% cotton

Our Price : £6.25

currently out of stock

Photo of Simon Drew Tea Towel - Shepherd Spy
Simon Drew Tea Towel - Shepherd Spy
This fun tea towel is design in Simon Drew's signature style and with his famous puns. The writing reads: Shepherd Spy and is really rather clever!
  • Size: 75 x 48cm
  • 100% cotton
  • Also available as a cooking apron

Our Price : £6.25

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Photo of Simon Drew Tea Towel - Stages of Avocado
Simon Drew Tea Towel - Stages of Avocado
This fun tea towel is design in Simon Drew's signature style and with his famous puns. The drawing features a gradually deteriorating avocado....perfect for foodies!
  • Size: 75 x 48cm
  • 100% cotton

Our Price : £6.25

currently out of stock

Photo of Simon Drew Tea Towel - Teenagers
Simon Drew Tea Towel - Teenagers
features a great saying, that all teenagers should take heed of: Teenagers, are you tired of being harassed by your stupid parents? Act now, move out, get a job, and pay your own bills - while you still know everything. By John Hinde. A perfect moving away present? Or perhaps just a hint at Christmas...
  • Size:…

Our Price : £6.25

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